oh, and I tag the world!
How old are you?
Jackson: Depends how old you are, babe.
Oliver: Doesnt that involve counting? I cant count. I think Im twonty or something
Warren: 20, oh. No, that was last year. Im twenty-one now. Ha, its so easy to forget when one has a birthday, isnt it?
Owen: 24.
James: 49, unfortunately.
what's your height?
Jackson: Dont make fun of short people.
Oliver: Erm Very very tall?
Warren: four feet, and twelve centimeters (geddit?)
Owen: five foot six.
James: Five foot one
Are you a virgin?
Jackson: Where do you think all my money goes?
Oliver: What kind of a question is this?? No!
Warren: Im sorry? A what?
Owen: Im married with kids, genius.
James: erm, no.
who's your mate/spouse?
Jackson: Im single. Or taken. Depends whose asking.
Oliver: I cant afford to house another person. Im single.
Warren: Im single.
Owen: Elizabeth, my wife.
James: I divorced from Ruth years ago. Must we go into this?
do you have any kids?
Jackson: Damn, I hope I dont
Oliver: I have about a billion siblings to look after. Does that count?
Warren: No.
Owen: Yes, two beautiful little girls.
James: I prodigal son, Jackson and a complete thick-wit, Warren. I hate to imagine which one takes after me.
what's your favourite food?
Jackson: Anything that used to move.
Oliver: Whatever is edible.
Warren: I say, Im rather partial to strawberries and cream, although its a tough decision in-between them and strawberry bon-bons and Id say strawberry ice-cream comes next
Owen: Im a vegiatrian. I like pumpkin and sweet potatoe.
James: Steak.
Whats your favorite ice cream flavor?
Jackson: I have better things to do with what little money I have then buying frozen confectionaries.
Oliver: Ive never had icecream.
Warren: Strawberry and then Chocolate, then vanilla comes third.
Owen: I dont eat Icecream.
James: You mean that strange, cold, soft stuff? Isnt that for children? To be frank, my son Warren forced me to try some of that awful strawberry stuff once, it was quite ghastly.
Have you killed anyone?
Jackson: No . Why?
Oliver: no.
Warren: Heavens no!
Owen: No!
James: There are a considerable number of people Id like to kill. Todor Georgieve being at the top of that list But to answer the question, no. I havent, regrettably.
Do you hate anyone?
Jackson: Now, I think hate is an understatement, surely!
Oliver: Dont we all?
Warren: No. Not really.
Owen: I only hate people whove done something to deserve it.
James: Me?! Never!
have any secrets?
Jackson: And what do you want to know?
Oliver: yes
Warren: Yes! But I never tell anyone!
Owen: Yes.
James: Yes.
do you love anyone?
Jackson: Love? Lust, I think is remarkably more appropriate
Oliver: I suppose so
Warren: Why yes! I love my mother, my father and my dog!
Owen: My wife, of course!
James: I prefer not to indulge in foolish pastimes.
what is your job?
Jackson: I work at a cigarette factory.
Oliver: A cigarette factory. I do some stuff at the docks when Im really desperate.
Warren: I get all my money from my father.
Owen: part of the board of governors. Im the minister of sewerage
James: Im the prime minister, thicko.
boy or girl?
Jackson: I am a guy, who likes gals. Just to make sure that this is straight, and that there are no confusions made.
Oliver: Boy. And I like girls.
Warren. Boy!
Owen: Im a married man. Married to Elizabeth.
James: Im a man who likes girls.
what do you do to relax?
Jackson: Id tell you, but its R rated, kiddies.
Oliver: I dont have free time. Talk to Jackson, I suppose
Warren: I love lovely long morning walks, reading, and eating bon-bons.
Owen: Cricket!
James: Reading some sort of a long telegram usually puts me to sleep.








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